Big City Dip Shit Games Vol. 1
Big City Dip Shit Games Vol. 2
Big City Dip Shit Games Vol. 3
1. Play sidewalk cock block. This can be done anytime: while out running errands, sight seeing, or anytime you have nothing better to do.
Simply walk on any street in the city, and as soon as you sense someone walking behind you, stop moving. Just as the person tries to pass you, begin moving again.
Remember, the object of the game is to never, ever let anyone pass you. You want to absolutely hinder any progress that they may have been making to get from A to B.
Sidewalk cock block is most challenging when played as a solo activity, but can be much more entertaining when played with a group of your friends. You can take up the entire width of the pavement, creating a more effective and unnerving obstacle!
2. Perform a chunky suicide. All you have to do for this one is head to the métro (subway/tube) station and wait for the train. When the train comes into the station, jump in front of it.
This activity is all about timing. It’s very important to make your leap so that the train smashes your body in midair. A well-timed jump will result in your body getting smashed into colorful bits. Just imagine throwing a rotten tomato against a wall as hard as you can. That could be you!
The train’s passengers will likely appreciate your chunky suicide, as this will provide them with a viable excuse for taking the morning off from work.