Big City Dip Shit Games Vol. 1
Big City Dip Shit Games Vol. 2
Big City Dip Shit Games Vol. 3
Big City Dip Shit Games Vol. 4
1. Bottleneck the escalator. Whenever you happen to find yourself at a busy place with an escalator, be sure to hop on. Once you’ve reached the end of the escalator ride, step off, and then just stand there.
Other passengers of the escalator will enjoy the challenge of trying to get around you or smacking into you as they attempt to jump off of the moving steps.
You can also do this at any stairwell, but let’s face it. It isn’t as much fun without the threat of being sucked under at the escalator.
This seems to be one of the most popular activities in all of Paris. No matter where you go, some fun-loving dipshit is always standing at the top or bottom of a very crowded stairwell or escalator.
2. Make a kamikaze exit. Any time you go into a shop or restaurant in the city, you will find that there will come a time when you have to leave the establishment.
When you do this, you could look outside the door and make sure that it’s clear to make an exit, but come on, now, you coward! That’s fucking stupid. Only boring people with no sense of adventure do that.
Hurl your body out of the doorway at full speed without looking around you. The more people you smack into with your body on the way out, the better. For some added fun, it helps to carry around a beverage to spill on the other players as you make your kamikaze exit.
If you are craving something more colorful, you could always do the “projectile vomit” thing on your way out the door.
You may hear some human targets shouting out sentence fragments such as, “clumsy motherfucker” or “rude piece of shit,” but that’s just how the game is played and is a strong indication that you are the winner!